Blood and Guts

We must apologize. If you picked up a copy of “Blood Sucking Babes from Burbank,” and have a weak stomach, the blood and gore may have really gotten to you. The attached picture is a blood sucking babe that won’t let this guy in the bar go sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong!

Here’s a couple sentences from a random review of “Blood Sucking Babes from Burbank” I ran across. Dr. Gore, who reviews hundreds of horror movies, says this, “It’s as if the movie penetrated my eyes and blasted through the back of my skull. Images of babes and blood sucking were playing on the wall behind my head as my scrambled brains couldn’t keep up with the cheap carnage.”

It’s true – “Babes” just might scramble your brains a little bit. Should I put a Warning on the DVD box cover? I’ve thought about that.

There are two ways you can watch a Cranium Candy movie like “Blood Sucking Babes from Burbank”:

1. Create a think-tank. Invite several scholars and insert DVD. Pause at key points to discuss the movie. “Yes, the cannibal girl had her breasts exposed in the bar for 3.4 seconds…. That seems adequate.” “Hmmm… Felicity never explains her inner feelings when she first saw a girl turn into a zombie. Now let’s analyze how the guys turn their heads when the cannibal-chick bites their necks.”

2. Listen to Dr. Gore… After a long week at work you get 5 of your rowdiest friends over – get bags of chips and the fattest, greasiest pizza you can find… and stick a large keg in the middle of the room. Put the DVD in… and get your brain blasted out the back of your skull!

I won’t even go into the details of which of the above works best, but you get the idea… Have a fun movie night!